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I want Philip Glenister on my cracker, John Simm on my ice cream, David Tennant on my pasta, and Dylan Moran on my cake.
Throw in Rupert Graves, Benedict Cumberbatch and Tom Hiddleston there, then the dinner is served.
And Bryan Cranston. Yes.

I'm a Life On Mars addict and a Whovian.
Sci-fi is my religion.

"Remember always to be yourself. Unless you suck." -Joss Whedon

Other shows/series/films I love: Mad Dogs, Sherlock, Firefly, Serenity, State Of Play, Buffy, MD House, The IT Crowd, Black Books, Star Trek(TOS & the latest movie), LOTR, The Avengers, Whose Line Is It Anyway, Breaking Bad, Thor, Arrow, and more..

Me and my fellow LoM fans want those lost years of Sam and Gene BACK.

Now watching: Person of Interest

Cracker lives and works in Milan, Italy.
Twitter: coldsaint87

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Tue Sep 2nd 1:33pm / via: mountlandme / source: thatradicalnotion / 491,876 notes

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Lisa Simpson at Stuff-n-Hug

This really says a LOT

simpsons is so next level

I took my girls shopping for some summer clothes Saturday. T-shirts, jeans, shorts. They both love Marvel and superheroes and transformers and Hogwarts and stuff like that. Not so much pink and pretty stuff. They’ve both grown so much that this was the first time we were shopping in the grown up women’s section. Boring selections when it comes to t-shirts. Flowers and zebras and butterflies.

But what was making it near impossible was that all the t-shirts, the few they kinda-sorta liked, had either low/wide cut necklines or were extremely tailored for nipped in waists with little cap sleeves and short hemlines. Showing way too much skin for their ages as far as we all were concerned. So we headed over to the men’s section. A whole WALL full of properly cut tees with great designs on them!

They ran over and started hunting up things they liked. Two women were stocking shelves. 

"You know these are MEN’S shirts."

"The girl’s section is over there."

"There’s not gonna be any Princesses over here, darlin’."

"These shirts are for the boys."

"This isn’t going to fit you right, honey."

I ignored the first time one of them said anything. Just told the girls what sizes they needed to look for and that they could each pick five shirts. But the women kept interrupting me. I tried to stay polite. “Yes, I know this is the men’s department.” But they kept making comments.

Finally I was getting mad. I told them we didn’t need any help. My girls were allowed to wear whatever they liked and they didn’t like the shirt designs in the women’s section and I didn’t like how low the necklines were.

Instead of just noticing that I was getting fed up with their “help”, they started arguing with me! One of them told my oldest, who is conventionally cute and skinny and starting to fill out (but still only 12), that “Oh that’s just because he’s your daddy. He doesn’t understand that a girl wants to show off for the boys!”

That was the last straw. I’m afraid I totally lost my temper. I told them (amongst a few other choice words) that they’d better walk away and come back to finish restocking the shelves once we’d left the area or I’d get the manager.

I try hard not to be rude to sales people and people in the service industry. That’s a difficult and thankless job. But for fuck’s sake! The first few comments were bad enough, but trying to undermine my moral authority with my kids? All in the name of  gender and sexuality policing. They couldn’t get past the idea that my girls might prefer t-shirts that had “boy” designs on them and that didn’t hyper-sexualize them. The idea was abhorrent to them and they had to interfere and then KEEP interfering.

Once our sales “help” was gone, the girls found a bunch of shirts. Captain America, Minecraft, Doctor Who, Batman, Avengers. All the stuff they’re into. I mean, they also like MLP and Littlest Pet Shop and soft fluffy stuffed animals and Monster High dolls. We hit the toy section too for some of that stuff cos they brought their saved-up allowances with them. 

At least we didn’t get any “help” in the shoe section. They’d’ve had a cow again cos while the youngest found a cute pair of pink and purple sneakers, I ‘let’ the oldest go to the men’s section and find a cool pair of dark blue and grey ones. (and omg their feet are huge! youngest wears a women’s size 9.5 and oldest wars a men’s 8. FFS, I wear a men’s 8.5. Their feet are almost as big as mine! How’d that happen?)

I hate this gender policing shit and won’t put up with it at all. I always feel for kids whose parents enforce this shit. I see it at stores when a girl or boy strays outside the lines, too often the parents are the one who pull them back into their place and it makes me sad.

Like, their friends who are boys, when they’re over at our house, they sit there and play with the girl toys as much as the boy toys. One of the boys loves playing LPS with my youngest, making up stories and stuff. The first time I walked out into the playroom and saw, he got so nervous and tried to say that he was just doing it to be nice to her. I told him that it was fine. He could play with whatever he wanted to and I wouldn’t tell anyone. Word got around to the other boys I guess cos now they all play whatever and don’t stop if I “catch” them.

I get shit from my mom about it too. I’m trying to make them into little boys. I shouldn’t have bought them trucks and toy swords when they were little. The oldest needs to learn to start wearing dresses now not just blue jeans. Why did I ‘let’ her get her hair cut short? I need to put the youngest on a diet and make her wear training bras. Why do I let them play with boys? etc etc etc. 

*eyeroll.gif*

I just find it so hard to believe that it’s the 21st century and people are still getting their knickers in a twist over this kind of thing.

^^^^ This man deserves a dad of the year award. ^^^^

tagged: #this 
Mon Sep 1st 8:04pm / via: thedoctorsjawn / source: oppabang / 9,538 notes

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tagged: #welcome to the Whoniverse  #precious 

Reese & Finch + walking side by side.

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tagged: #oh my babes  #they are so perfect together  #beautiful  #finch and reese  #rinch  #person of interest  #i miss you so 
  • Benvolio: In love?
  • Romeo: Out.
  • Benvolio: Of love?
  • Romeo: Out of her favor where I am in love.
  • Benvolio: *looks into the camera like he's on The Office*

dr who series 2 episode guide

  • episode christmas: dr who takes a nap; santa robots take offense
  • episode 1: dr who visits futurama and the loose skin returns
  • episode 2: duran duran strikes again
  • episode 3: k9 vs giles
  • episode 4: extreme fashion robots turn murderous but are stopped by a pun
  • episode 5/6: gay mickey and roses zombie dad save the world from angry tall people. rose gets turned into a small dog
  • episode 7: "tv will eat your soul" says the tv show that is being shown on a tv
  • episode 8/9: you just HAD to land on top of satan didnt u dr
  • episode 10: elton john & moaning mertyl exist for 40 minutes
  • episode 11: friendly alien uses a small child as it's unwilling host body and sends people to the cornfield
  • episode 12: torchwood appears for the 1st time and fucks everything up in less than 2 minutes, which is a full 2 minutes longer than it usually takes them.
  • episode 13: the dr peacefully sends everyone to hell, and, bitter that he didnt succeed with rose, destroys a solar system to make up for it.
tagged: #torchwood omg  #amazing  #welcome to the Whoniverse 
Sat Aug 30th 9:03pm / via: ohmyachingsushi / source: nashgrieruwu / 33,991 notes

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tagged: #so beautiful  #benedict cumberbatch 
Sat Aug 30th 8:37pm / via: rumpledwhoonmars / source: evangelala / 220,038 notes

evangelala:

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

Sat Aug 30th 8:36pm / via: orphaniehaus / source: c0caino / 70,415 notes
Sat Aug 30th 8:35pm / via: triahna / source: halorvic / 1,127 notes
halorvic:

The old girl.

halorvic:

The old girl.

tagged: #gorgeous  #doctor who  #fanart 

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tagged: #it is completely ok to be wating him more than ever  #hop on my cracker  #so ready for this ride  #philip glenister  #big school 
Sat Aug 30th 8:14pm / via: talking2thesky / source: shadowkira / 262 notes

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tagged: #person of interest  #this is perfect 
Sat Aug 30th 8:09pm / via: notnow-silentsinger / source: chujo-hime / 9,846 notes

chujo-hime:

I don’t know why this is making me laugh so hard

tagged: #captain freedom 
Sat Aug 30th 8:04pm / via: walrusandbucket / source: rainbowbarnacle / 8,906 notes

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rainbowbarnacle:

An Engineer’s Guide to Advanced Cat Yodeling

OW OW OWWWW MY BELLY HURTS FROM LAUGHING AND I THINK I MIGHT THROW UP

PLAY IT AGAIN PLAY IT AGAIN

everything about this is crafted—dare i say it…purrfectly

tagged: #ohgod im crying 
Sat Aug 30th 7:13pm / via: talking2thesky / source: trancegeminis / 806 notes

trancegeminis:

Root and Shaw

You really have no idea what you’re caught up in, do you?
tagged: #one badass drop dead gorgeous couple  #PERFECTION  #root and shaw  #MY QUEENS  #if we dont see finch&reese and root&shaw get married by season 5 ima gon get extremely disappointed  #team shoot  #person of interest 
Share 6 random facts about you + tag 10

Tagged by: triahna

  1. Very self consicous about the way my arms move when I’m walking.
  2. I have very thin legs.
  3. Hot coffee makes me sleepy.
  4. Love watching football with mr cracker.
  5. Capricorn and proud.
  6. In 8th grade, I joined was the one-member birdwatching club. Basically it was just me and my completely batshit crazy but awesome biology teacher Docky(aka Dr. Hanson), roaming aorund the campus to look for embarrassingly common birds and watch them do nothing. He’d make me lug around fuck heavy equipments plus a fuck huge bird encyclopedia, while screaming at me all the time “DONT drop them they are EXPENSIVE they are worth more than MY HEAD Better not leave any marks on em OR YOU WILL GET ME FIRED BE CAREFUL”. We’d place the telescope somewhere on the empty campus football field and check how the greenfinches were doing. God bless that old man. Btw I had no idea I’d be signing up for a total social suicide by being the birdwatching club, I just thought it’d be fun and yes, I’m so happy I have these memories to cherish(we made friends with a robin!). I had a fucking blast by not caring about snarky rich kids making fun of me.

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hellofcolours / thealienplanet / lozenger8 / talking2thesky / simptasia / the11thdoctor / mel-is-sherlocked / mylovelylittleobsessions / thedoctorsjawn / heterophobicbitch 

xxoo

tagged: #6 random facts  #hellofcolours  #thealienplanet  #lozenger8  #talking2thesky  #simptasia  #the11thdoctor  #mel-is-sherlocked  #mylovelylittleobsessions  #thedoctorsjawn  #heterophobicbitch  #triahna  #Cracker blah blah